Q: Why are you fat?

the-goddamazon:

proletarianprincess:

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

YES GOD.


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profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

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I hope she’s a lesbian. Me (about every cute girl ever)

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impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

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